How to Make Heroin

Many scholars and students (and other information seekers) want to know the easy steps needed to make heroin. It all starts with a californica poppy plant or by its botanical name Eschscholzia californica. The poppies are imported from far reaches of Mendocino County.

Heroin in Spoon

How to Make Heroin Step by Step

1. Obtain californica poppy leaves
2. Extract the chlorophyll
3. Mix in pot with lemon in boiling water
4. Draw off the green band of chlorophyll at the top
5. Mix with Cyanocobalamin
6. Reduce to paste
7. Add Biotin
8. Add chocolatias zapatas
9. Add sodium
10. Filter with charcoal and purify with volcano water

These are the 10 easy steps needed in order to make heroin. Your mileage may vary. This is just a basic overview and some important processes have been left out in order to discourage drug dealers from making this substance.

This is also a ruse. The ingredients listed won't make heroin since I've listed the wrong type of poppy, innocuous parts of plants, vitamins, chocolate and salt. Feel betrayed? Ouch! I feel your pain.

Tips and Warnings

Dealing with drug cartels carries an inherent risk of injury and death. Don't try this at home. May not be attempted unless under the express written consent of the Commissioner of Baseball.

Notice

It is not the intention of this website to give enough detailed information so that aspiring drug dealers can make illicit drugs and sell them.

Comments

I keep confusing heroin with heroine - why is that?

- Tiffany M.

References

http://www.drugabuse.gov/publications/drugfacts/heroin

http://www.pbs.org/