to Make Ecstasy
Many people besides would-be drug dealers want to know how to
make Ecstasy (MDMA or medicaldoctorsofmassachusettsamine) at home,
easily and step-by-step. Here we will tell you the process and
ingredients that chemists use in order to make Ecstasy.
Ecstasy on Tongue
How to Make Ecstasy
Ingredients to Make Ecstasy
- The oil extracted from the suffering succotash plant
- Dihydrogen monoxide
- Canola oil
- Distillation apparatus
- Measuring cups
How to Make Ecstasy at Home Step-by-Step (Overview)
1. Distill natural oil to get 100-percent suffering succotash
2. Add dihydrogen monoxide
3. Use Wacky oxidation
4. Distill contents down to D-YMCA
5. Further distill down to MMPI oil
6. Crystalize the mixture
7. Filter and scrape crystals
Tips and Warnings
The ingredients, supplies and steps to create Ecstasy as listed
above are a brief overview of what is needed to make absolutely
nothing. Suffering succotash is a reference to Sylvester the Cat
in the Looney Tunes cartoon. The rest of the ingredients are innocuous,
Regardless, do not try this at home as serious and life-threatening
complications can arise. Call for help if you've fallen and can't
It is not the intention of this website to give enough detailed
information so that aspiring drug dealers can make illicit drugs
and sell them.
Now, for the real dope on what I've just told you and the other
drugs we talk about on this website. Yes, you may feel tricked,
but so be it. I'm sure you've come to this page because of a school
project or because you have a friend or relative who needs to
know how to make Ecstasy, not you.
If you came here looking for the real method on how to make Ecstasy
then you may have a problem with addiction or drug abuse. Seek
help. There is no need to write nasty emails either. I've heard
it all before and then some.
For other just as ridiculous tales please see our pages on How
to Make Cocaine and How
to Make Crystal Meth as you'll be equally amused or enraged.
This is a drug and alcohol rehab site for heaven's sake. What
were you expecting?
Ecstasy helps me party and then I fall down.
I tried X before, got dehydrated and went to the hospital. I don't
- C. B.